Lobstahead has been implicated in the September 11,
2001 attacks on the World Trade Center in NYC and the Pentagon in
night we took out the trash, Duey didn't fully close the door. So in the morning
Dingo found the door open and closed it. He didn't remember to check for the
cat. I ran to work and didn't notice the lack of cat either. When I came home I
shook the Pounce treat outdoors and he came running. That was a 12am to 6pm
window on September 11th that Lobstahead was gone. He has been a little frisky
since then and he hasn't gotten out since. Coincidentally no planes have blown
with "Mister X" (he remains nameless to protect himself.)
been notified that the FBI has been made fully aware of this possible theory on
the terrorist attacks. Please remain calm. And remember to not always look
towards bin Laden when the truth is right here.
He is ePimps` for
several reasons but the main ones are:
1. Look at that
chair! Green 70's vinyl. Screw you, it rules.
2. He stole
Sebastian the Australian's knoife.
Lobsterhead is the
best fucking cat in the world. Suck a cheetah's dick if you don't